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The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.
"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"
Shane is the god of the death, He controls nothing but annoys older people. Shane is another word for legend, idiot and depression.
He has a fucking big dick and he's a fucking god
Shane ist just perfect in every way he's e fucking big dick legend
A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.
Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)
3 hours later
Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
A jackass.
Female: Omg, isnt that him?
Male: Yeah. Hes a Shane. What a cockass dick.
"Shane" is a handsome blue-eyed man who has no problem telling people how he truly feels about something. If you are ever in need of a true friend, somebody who will have your back no matter what, then please, find yourself a Shane.
Shane was there for me when I needed somebody their most.