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Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
i c the forrest shrimp
extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.
That guy is so hot but he has a butterface
He's a shrimp boyfriend
When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
Divi: That crippling artist’s back is so bent over!
Angi: They must have scoliotic shrimp syndrome!
A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤
When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”