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Silver Floss

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.

Dave Thomson is a Silver Floss God

by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024


nate-silver-thirty

(noun)

parameters and/or random noise added to a predictive model to enable the model to appear to include a wider variety of outcomes than the fundamental mechanism of the model actually includes

(verb)
to add spurious adjustable parameters and/or random noise to a predictive model to enable the model to appear to include a wider variety of outcomes than the fundamental mechanism of the model actually includes
to artificially inflate your estimate of a very unlikely event occurring to ~30% with no justification within your model, simply so you can cover your ass should the unlikely event occur, all while retaining the option to claim that you predicted, with better than 2/3rd probability, that the unlikely event would not occur.

“After realizing her model to predict economic growth didn’t include enough details, and was therefore predicting too narrow a range of possible outcomes, she nate-silver-thirty (ed) her model to get a more satisfactory appearing distribution of outcomes.”

by stats_definer August 28, 2020


silver nugget

The accumulation of semen on the tip of one's penis, that has become dry and nugget like from poor hygiene or carelessness. These nuggets may also stick inside underwear forming a perfect pearl nugget. globally considered a delicacy when completely silver and spherical.

'dude I didn't wash for a week and I had a massive silver nugget hugging the tip of my Johnson' or
'mann I found three silver nuggets in my boxers, they were purer than diamonds '

by ponyolovestsotski May 13, 2015


polish the silver

In the restaurant industry, and usually in fine dining, the flatware is polished using a cloth or napkin after coming out of the dishwasher so as to remove stains or food that did not come off during washing and to give the flatware a good appearance. Usually falls into the category of “side work.”

Mark, stop jawing with the bartenders and go polish the silver.

by SuperFreakDog October 21, 2020


Silver Creek High School

Full of fake, privileged, basic white and Mexican crackheads with the dumbest fucking schedule

Do not go to silver creek high school or just Sellersburg in general.

by Putani January 14, 2020


Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 15, 2021


Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023