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To watch The Simpson's all day, having a Simpson's marathon.
"Hey do you wanna come out tonight?"
"Sorry I can't I'm simping"
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Short way of saying simple. Used like maybs or probs.
"How was the test?"
"Simps, don't worry"
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A guy who engages in chivalry, (which is dead) to attract attention of a hoe who ain't worth a time.
The biggest simps are usually arrogant french people, and guys who are horny and want some coochie.
Guys named Jack, Daryl, Winston, Jesse, Charlie N, Ned, Jason, Sasha, Thibo and Francis are immediate simps and they should be eradicated before anything gets serious
Example 1: "OMG did you see that Jesse's trying to impress Layla", "He's such a SIMP"
Example 2: "Jack places hoes before bros. He's always trying to hang out alone with girls. What a SIMP"
Example 3: "Jack invited Emily and her other friends to his party because he wants to have intercourse", "He's such a SIMP"
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Simp is an acronym for squirrels in my pants. This term was coined by the famous Disney show Phineas and Ferb
I was dancing as if I had simp
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Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants! (SIMP)
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A person who actually cares about his girlfriend and does cute thing for her and takes her out on a lot of dates and yes they are dating and no she wants him probably more than he does her but random people still calling him a simp for no reason.
Alex: Hey guys we can't go out today beacuse im going to my girlfriends house and we are going to do a lot of cute stuff together and we also haven't seen eachother in a long time but i will see you guys tommorow. Nathan: Okay It's nice too see that you treat your girlfriend right you are not like other guys. Some other guy: (i'm so fucking jealous of Alex's perfect relationship that will last forever beacuse he is not a fuckboy like me and he is oldschool) Hey Alex you're a simp😡!.
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Simping is when you like women on the internet. The more you like women on the internet, the simpier it is.
1: I am subscribed to Pokimane.
2: SIIIIIIIIIMP
simping
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