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A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.
I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.
Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".
I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.
A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.
Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!
Tunnels in which squirrels live.
I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.
A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.
Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.
I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!