Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.
I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.
Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.
"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."
"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."
"That's some ghetto shipping, man."
"You know it."
After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.
My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.
A trashcan made from turning a stool upside down and putting a bag on the inside.
Ryan: The janitor took all the wastebackets from the room and I've got all this stuff to throw away.
Tom: Its ok, here's a stool. I'll make a ghetto trashcan.
The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?
Random usage:
He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.
Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
A piece of crap range, either gas or electric that is on the very slowest end of the pricing scale and is generally very poor quality. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord.
"Hey steve, were you able to cook dinner for your girlfriend last night?"..."Hell no, the elements are burned out in my crappy ass ghetto range again. I just need to get a new one becuase I will never get any ass if I don't replace it soon."
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Rolling your windows down, while jamin to hardcore rap music turned all the way up.
Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
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