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plan of asnack (or a-snack)
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1. Usually occurring late at night or during periods of whacked-out poo brain, the premeditation and/or scheming of covertly acquiring delicious foodstuffs.
"I'll sneak down to the kitchen,
and on the way, I'll figure out my plan of asnack."
A person who's sexual orientation is pansexual, but did not come out to the rest of his group of straight friends. Sort of like a secret agent.
pan with a plan: "Hey look at that hot chick"
Straight friend: "Oh man she's hot"
pan with a plan: *nobody suspects anything!"
A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.
"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."
The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
A proposed course of action for temporarily or permanently leaving the United States in the event that Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, or another regressive, bellicose, and bigoted Republican is elected President.
Whether it's applying for dual citizenship, letting a travel visa lapse, becoming a Reverse Russian Mail-Order Bride, or chancing Ebola by becoming a Liberian Missionary, you had better hash out your Republiscape Plan before November, Consuela.