Pickle Rick

A talking pickle that names himself "Pickle Rick" and brags about himself being a talking pickle and nobody can stop him

I draw face on a pickle, resembling rick from Rick and Morty and with it I go to my bedroom, I take all my clothes off and start shoving the pickle up my anus. I start to moan and scream Pickle Rick as he is my idol and a fetish I can't rid of my nature. I go faster and deeper into my anus with Pickle Rick and used another pickle and start to deep-throat the shit out of it whilst trying to scream out Pickle Rick. I was now cleansed from my horniness and ate the pickle I used to shove up my ass. Now I was pleased and hoping that one day Pickle Rick will come and fuck me so hard I actually become pregnant with his child.

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Rick and Morty Enjoyer

Someone with a very high IQ.

A: dude, did you hear about the new fundamental force discovery made by a bunch of scientists in a particle accelerator? I wonder how on Earth they managed to detect it with those muons...
B: they must be Rick and Morty enjoyers
A: shut up homiesexual
B: didnt ask + get golden ratioed + fatherless individual POV
*they then make out*

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rick jamesitize

To add Rick James hairdo to someone's picture.

"I'm gonna Rick Jamesitize you later!"

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The Rick and Morty Effect

If Brandon starts watching a show, that show automatically becomes shit and unwatchable.

I loved Stranger Things, but then the Rick and Morty Effect kicked in

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to go Rick yourself

One of the strongest insults known to mankind. Someone doesn't just have to go fuck themselves but the writer also wishes them to get Rick-rolled, the second-worst thing someone can encounter on the internet (directly after TikTok).

Caroline reacts to friends having a problem with "I've got it worse" so her friends tell her to go Rick herself.

Someone wishes you to get your sleeves wet when washing your hands so you can only respond to them with "to go Rick yourself".

rick astley day

The 29th day of July. Used to celebrate the day the song "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley got to 1B views on youtube.

Person 1: It's Rick Astley day!
Person 2: Time to celebrate!

o jeez rick

What morty always says when he's acting like a little bitch and tries to ask rick to do something to SAVE HIS LITTLE DUMBASS

"o jeez rick, this seems really dangerous"