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The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men
The Best person you will ever meet. He is crazy but an awesome chill pearson once you get to know him. He is also super hot.
OMG is that Thomas Chamberlain? So Hot!!!
the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.
“whats your name? Oh. Its thomas pencil.
A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA
Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas
Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton
Thomas Barbusca is the most hottest boy from Terra . HE IS THE GUY FROM THE MICK AND MIDDLE SCHOOL : THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE . He is so fricking HoT! He s more hot than his bestfriend , Griffin Gluck . He have a sister named BRIELLE BARBUSCA and she is the most beautiful girl EVER! i swear to God if she isn t !
i have an fp for Thomas on tiktok : thomasbarbuscawifey .
my friends : Ew! he is so ugly!!!!!
me : good bye stranger . THOMAS BARBUSCA IS HOT!