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When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.
That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.
Someone who doesn’t understand anything and gets things wrong
when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
when you blow into the bong and water gushed out the bowl piece and shoots onto your face
“holy shit , i was taking bong rips and wiped out “
“ bro , i just wiped out “
When a male wipes a females ass with his whiskers.
"Hey man, did you go down on her?"
"Nah, but I gave her a whisker wipe"