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The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Oh man I brought this tasty sandwich to the shitter so I can enjoy a nice circle of wipe
Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.
When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.
John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.
(v) the act of sticking a wine bottle up ones anus and applying pressure to the neck of said bottle and accepting the shards in your intestines.
The party ended in all the frat boys performing the Russian wipe to impress their greek sisters.
When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.
Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!
Nancy: Bro got team wiped.
A Jackie who cums over a period of time
Oops I orgasmed for three minutes. I’m such a didley wipe
The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.