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A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
New music that’s on the radio that lasts a week and then it’s forgotten unlike timeless classics
Oh no another one week wonder , I’m sure this took a good 5 minutes to make
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
Oh, Yes!
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In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.
This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.
In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.
A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
I love you but you love someone else
Hello, its nice to meet you, the sky sure is a wonderful sight today
A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.
Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..
Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!
In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.
Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch