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yo mama
yo mama iz so fat, she haz got more rolls than a supermarket!!!
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Aaron Healy's only comeback
Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!
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A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
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Yo Mamma is so fat .. She uses a VCR as Beeper.
Yo mamma is so old her tits squirt out cottage cheese
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man that guy is such a face i was all yo face then i hit him with a stick and rocks
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when you walk in the room and you know shit is about to go down. the extra *e* is the indicator that you're about to get real reckless
guy 1: yo-e
guys 2: yo-e-e-e-e-e-e-e nate's home were about to get reckless
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1)Any of the rare, Old World catfishes native to North American inner-cities. These catfishes weigh as much as 200 lbs and have an approx. length of 5'11". They are known for their distinctive dark brown color, wide-set slanted eyes and pug-like faces, and high-pitched whiny cries.
The collection of Ne-Yo's are popular among young, usually mainstreamer people who are frequent followers of popular music.
2) A boring singer, no different than the rest of this waste that is played on the radio. Some compared him to Michael Jackson which is a fucking insult because Michael Jackson was a child prodigy and a legend. Someone shoot Ne-Yo.
3) A person who so badly wants to be like Usher Raymond.
4) A tax right-off.
1) Mom: Guess what we're having for dinner kids?
Kids: What?
Mom: We're having fried Ne-Yo with coleslaw!
Kids: Yeaaaaa!
2) Shawquaniqua Tequila Alize: Girl, I'm gon' buy that new Ne-Yo album! He is the MJ of 2007! And he is sexy as fuck!
Fanaye: MJ of 2007? Go cut your wrists. And you need to listen to real music. This is recyclable goods.
3) Jason gets on my nerves dressing like an R&B superstar 24/7 and randomly busting out dance moves when you least expect. He is such a Ne-Yo!
4) During the Feb/March 2006 tax season, 60% of Ne-Yo's were sent to the government.
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