Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.
Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.
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The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.
*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!
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to give fellatio whilst deficating.
David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.
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The sucker is sitting on the toilet, but the lid is down.
Like a reverse blumpkin, just without the poop.
Flogs stood in front of Alison while she sat on the toilet lid, wailing away at a Faux Reverse Blumpkin.
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When a man extracts his fat monkey turd and shuvs it up the woman's pussy while she is giving him head. Difficult to do.
It started out as a normal blumpkin, but then I turned it double duo.
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The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"
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While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.
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