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(âr)(tûrd), noun
The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.
The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.
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A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.
I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.
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when you pretend to play a rad air guitar solo, so that you can scratch your pubes in public with your "strumming" hand
Air guitar solo!!! ROCK OUT BRUUH!!! BWWAAaaaNAanana*itch*itch*itch*NanaNAAaNAWR!
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1.to approach the opposite member of sex, chat em up only for them to ignore u.
2.to tell a joke and have absolutely no one laugh at it
1. 'that girl jus gave you air pie!'
2. 'thatjoke got air pie with oxygen filling!'
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If there is one place to see how unapprecitive kids in Bel AIr are, it's here. I'm talking about the ones who hate Bel Air for stupid reasons because people are "preppy" or "posers". There are poser kids everywhere, like people who pretend to thugs, EVEN IN CITIES. Bel Air is a very safe down with clean schools, some of the best in the state of Maryland. They are so much better than the dumps kids are forced to go to in cities. I know because I used t live in Baltimore city. In Bel Air people are not all rich, there are both trailor parks and mansions. There is not much to do or good shopping, though downtown Bel Air has some boutiques. One advantage to Bel Air is Route 1 and I-95 run through the town, you can get many places quickly from Bel Air. Unlike what others have said there are no farm sin Bel AIr, but they are in other parts of Harford County. Belair is mostly suburbs.
This page on Bel Air shows even the kids who complain about how much they hate bel air and how spoiled kids are are exactly what they hate. I have a different opinion on the town because I'm not from here.
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Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Good job apple (I hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
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Bel air is full of everything that doesn’t really matter. Kids smoke pot and drink since there is nothing else to do. Without your social group are you nothing.
Some kids are stuck in a world where they’re “horrible” parents pay for everything they’ll ever fucking own, but that’s just so “suffocating” so they turn “badass” by smoking a cig or two and kissing some people of the same sex while they’re “trashed” just so they can post the story and “pix” all over their 5 xangas and myspaces.
The “alternative” group laughs at the whiney spoiled sobs loud enough so they can hear because even if they are stronger because of cheerleading camp, deep minds have a lot of built up hidden rage that would work well in a fight scenario. Even funnier than the rich kids are the ones who trail behind and try to look “hott” with their extra small Hollister shirts on their large bodies, and label name hang bags. They spend their time talking about nothing, listening to bands that have been somehow pulled from the “I love unknown bands” wreckage, and hanging at coffee shops.
The bottom of the pit is filled with ganstas, hard core geeks, goths that live in Spencer’s, and whores who are pregnant before they leave the 70 year old hell hole that is bel air high.
“want to sneak out with me to have sex in our jacuzzi?”
“bring your step brother and we’ll make it an orgy. make sure to bring your camera!”
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