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a punishment black people use for their kids when they misbehave
"DID YOU TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER?"
"what? you have-"
"I DON'T WANNA F***ING HEAR IT, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT WITH THIS BELT"
Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.
March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.
“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”
This is a sexual act involving a menstruating female having intercourse with a male. This act leaves behind a circular stamp on the male's member entitled a "crimson belt".
Ref: Chocolate belt
Dude! She totally gave me a crimson belt!
When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
The first thing an alien buys after he drops his mixtape. Buckle is typically studded with space rocks.
“Zorg just released ‘Martian Sadboi’ and got straight into his rocket to go buy and Asteroid Gucci belt.”