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Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 7, 2021


lil bike

A badass person who raps about weed and his store and his 50 chidren

Brunch you hear lil bikes new shit

by Xxxspongetacion February 4, 2018


Bike Pump

When throat fucking someone and holding them by the ears until they fart.

I was giving her a good bike pump session but forgot she ate taco bell for lunch.

by Wildbill304 July 2, 2021


Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.

Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 30, 2020


Bike Mad

When you're mad at guys who take bikes too seriously, especially when they wear a bunch of stupid gear so you know they just got done riding .8 miles from their apartment to the coffee shop.

Framk: "I'm big bike mad right now"

by IM FRAMK October 31, 2021


ridin that bike

Basically when someone is instigating and agreeing with everything that person says or disagreeing with someone because your mad

Mr.B said your project was horrible and Ej repeats it, and Mj says Ej you ridin that bike

by M2witdastick October 26, 2022


Dirt bike rider

Complete bad ass. If you call your self cool you best have a mullet and ride dirt bikes.

Look at the mullet on that dirt bike rider, He’s nardicle!

by Dirtbikerboy tqr February 6, 2021