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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
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Moving around a shit club in the UK just before it closes, having lowered your standards considerably due to lack of success earlier ; Scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Kev: They'll be kicking out in ten minutes and all the tidy fanny seems to have fucked off.
Mike: Right then, better split up and do the 2 o'clock bin rake... there's gotta be a few pissed up ugly birds in here.
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a verb used to describe the action of forcing the scrotum of another into your own mouth whilst fingering the partners anus
Damn Tobey, when you started to peppermint patty fill bin me i released a giant fart.
Ethan:dont be dissing roblox
You:ur ma is a bin man
Ethan:crys and dies
To go for a dump. Drop the kids off at the pool. Light a bum cigar. To lay a brown egg
“I’ll be back in a minute babe, I’m just going to take the brown bin out. And I’ll wash my hands when I’m done”
The best person in this word, literally. you can tell just by the name itself. no explanation needed.
hi my name is ahmad saleh bin sultan
Adam: holy shit dude you are literally a beast