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When you mix a cup of cum and period blood, hold some of it in your mouth and then give yo man a bj. (Blood and Cum can sometimes come from your or their parents)
ME: My mom's on her period!
MA GURL: YAY rainbow blowjob for you later ;););)
A Taiwanese Blowjob is a unique form of fellatio involving two prepubescent boys, for servicing the testicles, and one hermaphrodite, for servicing the shaft, of a man's penis.
Brian Antczak: "This situation is messier than a Taiwanese Blowjob!"
when guyz owe a girl a blowjob. Guy eatz girls out for brownie points.
Cody-"Amber you owe me a blowjob"
amber-"No cody, becuase you owe me 2 universal blowjobs"
When a Ukrainian Bitch gives you a blowjob, but when you cum she bites off you dick.
I got a Ukrainian Blowjob yesterday, now I need a prosthetic dick.
To put your mouth on someone's dick and suck and lick until you gag. Eventually they will reach orgasm and their cum will fill up your mouth.
I got a blowjob.
Where two men simultaneously suck each others dicks and cumming in each others mouths.
Dude me and Dan totally got drunk and got double blowjobs last night!
No way! Does he swallow?