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Boot Thocké

(Noun) - Pronounced "Boot Thock"

The loop of material on the top back of a boot's heel, often used to assist in pulling the boot onto the foot. There are many types of Thocké, the Boot Thocké is just one example.

"Hey, check out my Boot Thockés."

by HanderDestroying July 7, 2018


boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay"

Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: ;)

by Me_the_one February 21, 2020


Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023


Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011


led boots

one who walks slowly, one who never travels, one who stands still

That old man is such a led boots.

by tomatosoup345 June 8, 2009


boot goofin'

Verb: To have fun or be generally excited while wearing your boots. Not to be confused with regular goofin'; which can be done without wearing your boots.

"Look at megan having fun out there on the dance floor in her boots. She's boot goofin'"

by Penisalota July 31, 2017


City boots

Hi top sneakers

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"

by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022