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Masturbating in the Pacific Ocean
The beach was so full of hot babes, that in order to avoid a woody I had to go in the ocean and get a California Solo
The act of masturbating with a soggy slice of bread and feeding it to someone after ejaculation.
My friend Claudia was hungry, so I whipped up a California Corndog to feed her.
During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy
i totally gave Consuela a California burrito
When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal
Damn its fucking California cold out here
When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
Speeding through a traffic intersection while it's yellow and exiting the intersection as it turns red.
Originated from Mid-west Americans being sick of seeing cars with California licence plates running red lights.
"Uh oh, the light is still yellow! If I speed up I'll make it. *turns red above the drivers head* whoops! California Pink!"