The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
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Phrase used to describe a chick with stained, crooked front teeth.
Snaggle tooth, a.k.a βcrusty yellow fang,β caused me to projectile vomit onto my computer when describing her weekend with the hairy weasel.
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Typically used as an insult. A crusty chicken wing is given to women's breasts during the period of breast feeding. Women can get a leakage from their nipples which can form a crust around the nipple. The term 'chicken wing' is also added as the breast looks like a chicken wing.
"Damn, marinda has got herself a crusty chicken wing."
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CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"
"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."
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π©π©π©π© the feeling when yk ur simping hard as ever for someone and you just moan the simping outta you ugh π©
he really has me all crispy crusty toe!
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The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.
A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"
The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
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A "roast" used by Roblox kids who can't roast.
Person 1 and Person 2 have an argument
Person 1: *comes up with a good roast*
Person 2: Shut up you crusty musty dusty rusty whatever
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