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When you're a bitch that's tired all the fucking time, ESPECIALLY if you have multiple conditions that cause fatigue (ie; anemia, depression, anxiety, Trisomy X, ect.) you have sleepy bitch disease.
Vanessa: Ugh my depression already made me tired all the time and now my anxiety is tiring me out from worrying about everything. I just wanna sleep!
Ava: Sounds like you have sleepy bitch disease, huh?
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DBD has no definite cause, but the symptoms are obvious: making horrible life decisions, getting drunk and or high fairly often, listening to country music, fucking anything and most of all, doing dumb shit.
omg did you see what jerry did, that was SO dumb, he's got dumb bitch disease.
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noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.
guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...
mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.
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A joke about a government hiding and covering up a murder they caused
The anti-government journalist died due to bullet in brain disease.
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The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.
Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.
An affliction where one has the tendency to slip up in a conversation and eat their own words.
see: open mouth, insert foot
I accidentally insulted Joe's mom right in front of her. I think I have foot-in-mouth disease.
Most politicians suffer from foot-in-mouth disease; they make promises that they never keep which eventually bites them in the ass.
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A disease.
Common, over 500,000 cases a year.
Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.
Disease can be treated but not cured.
Signs that you have this common disease:
1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.
2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.
3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.
If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.
Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.
Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?
Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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