Silent Drive-by

A particularly unattractive woman. A lady whom, if you were passing whilst driving, you would be "disinclined to use your horn".

Jaysus, look at the head on that silent drive-by. She has a face like a melted bucket.

Fuck me Simon, but your missus is such a dog, I'm afraid she'd get a silent drive-by.

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Driving buzz

The 2-4 drink baseline buzz required for exceptionally good highway and residential driving.

Ex-wife: Hurry up or we'll be late for our son's funeral!

Ex-husband: Then we're gonna be late because I don't have my driving buzz yet.

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Ocean drive

ocean drive located in south beach

“Catch me out on ocean drive with her”- just another interlude by Bryson Tiller

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Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing

I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...

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Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

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drive of shame

The drive home (normally with a hangover) in the morning or early afternoon when you are wearing the same clothes as the night before.

Good morning. My head hurts so I'm going to brave the drive of shame now and recover at home alone.

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pile drive

when u hear the slapping while having sex.

ryan pile drived that bith last nite!

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