Passenger Seat Driver

A back seat driver, except helpful.

Driver: Ok so where is the club?
PSD: In about a mile. If I were you I would get in the left lane.
Driver: Thank you. You are such a passenger seat driver.

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driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.

My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.

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Iranian Cab Driver

The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.

The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.

<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?

<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR

<Gwen> what?

<Jenny> it will change your world

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california driver

good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.

newbee's think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. Better yet take the LA RTD.

as a california driver it not your skill BUT ( mexican without insurance ) who can't read engrish stop signs...

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son of a Volvo driver

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.

Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".

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school bus driver

Derogatory term for a lesbian

She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.

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Cali cum driver

to bang a women upside down while bouncing on a trampoline in the state of California between the hours of 12 A.M. to 3 P.M. Before making man pudding, Jam penis down girls throat then climax.

A hour after Wayne woke up he gave his girl a cali cum driver in fount of his 12 year old brother.

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