At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.
Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!
The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.
"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"
A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".
The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.
Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.
Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs
When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.
Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.
As brought to us from How I Met Your Mother: getting so drunk that people need subtitles to understand what you are saying.
Billy got so subtitle drunk... that no one at the bar could understand him.