duck face

A face made by stupid teenage whores on Facebook who think they are hot shit; yet, they are simply attention-seeking cunts. It is ugly, childish, and foolish for a little cunt to put up a "duck face" picture of herself where she perches her lips together and tilts her head about 30 degrees while taking a picture in her shitty bathroom mirror. Don't do it girls! You'll be a skanky dike slutty whorish bitch-like CUNT!

Dude, I can't believe Jenna put up a duck face picture on her Facebook! I didn't know she was an immature whorish cunt! I guess she is now...

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ducks guts

The best there is - the best of breed

Those wheels are the ducks guts

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Freakin Duck

A 2-Bit Duck that Strong Bad wants to get away from.

Sombody get this freakin duck away from me!

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Banana Duck

1) Our omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity that gather in cults to plot our demise.

They are found in flocks of 2 or more creating congregations that we mortals can never understand.
It is also something to adopt and look after as they are statues :)

Gab: I need this now, look at this banana duck statue
Jemma: Show it respect, they are our lords (deity)
Chloe: Look how curvacious they are

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duck taco

Farting whilst playing with your own female genitalia. Popularized by Galveston County Constable Pam Matranga.

While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?

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Shower Duck

The sound a fart makes in the shower

I was taking a shower and farted. Man you should have heard that Shower Duck.

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Daffy Ducked

When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree.

Craig: "YES!"
Alli: "NO!"
Craig: "No."
Alli: "YES!"
Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me."
Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!"

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