cross eyed panda

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

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blue eyed life form

Reference to a person in an organization or group who is looked at favourably by others. The saying comes from animals that look cute and sweet. A 'blue eyes life form' person would always be clean, tidy, presentable, have a smile, very keen and ready to please.

Look at Paul, he is such a blue eyed life form. The boss things he is great.

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One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye

I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.

katch ei hat a lie

A Jamaican phrase meaning to put your hat at the side of your head.

Fatha depo
Fatha ?
Fully

Katch ei hat a lie ? Rich a lie

One-eyed Freddie Mercury

When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.

*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."

one eyed hobbling pirate

During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate

"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"

stroking the one eyed snake

masterbating ones penis

i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake

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