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1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
A person that updates their facebook status with information readers know to be untrue, overtly obvious, or showing a lack of common sense.
"Stacy's facebook status says she's got a paper due today that she completely forgot about."
"Hmm. At the party last night she kept complaining about having to write it."
"What a status idiot."
One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.
The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something
Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny
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A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.
Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent
Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense
The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."