Beat a furry to death week

Beat a furry to death week starts on November 28th and ends on December 3rd. This week lets you beat any furry you see to absolute death, and they can't say anything.

furry: NO YOU CANT BEAT ME TO DEATH THATS ABLEIST AND HOMOPHOBIC!!
epic gamer chad: it's beat a furry to death week, motherfucker.

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National Sext a Friend Week

October 14th-20th

Sext a trusted friend.

Its National Sext a Friend Week.

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The Reformed Holy Week Rite

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and the Easter Vigil are new rites in the Traditional Mass created by Pius XII and Archbishop Bugnini.

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday doesn't use violet for their Mass.

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Fuck The Co-Owner Week

Similar to Fuck The Owner Week. On the same week as Fuck The Owner Week which is From December 21st to December 27th. Discord users can harass the co-owner and they can't do anything about it

Ayo, It's Fuck The Co-Owner Week lets go fuck with the Co-Owner

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and a week later he died

Similar to 'and then I found five dollars', but with more emphasis on how the story was not spicy enough, or needed that extra bit of oomph. Originates from an English exam produced by CS Enterprises.

CS: After seeing his father in hospital, the man went home. And a week later he died.

JH: Damn.

CS: Yeah, I know. Shurikan!!!!!

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Candy bar of the week

Some prize my insane literacy arts teacher dose.

U have to guess what candy bar he was thinkin of...

YOUR ALL WRONG IT WAS PAY-DAY!! ALL MINE! MUHAHa

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Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.

Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

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