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When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.
Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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The "Holy Shit!" reaction you get when you scare the crap out of someone (or your pet cat).
Sweet Jesus! Where in the hell did that come from!
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Used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what Jesus would be like if McDonalds and DVDs existed in 4th century Judea.
Popularised by the movie 'The Hangover'
1. Quote from The Hangover: "Let's go handsome, come on. Not you, Fat Jesus!"
2. Eric: "Hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there"
Ralph: "Yeh, he's a total Fat Jesus"
3. Jack Black is sometimes a Fat Jesus
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A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.
"Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the dinosaurs? What were they Jesus horses?"
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A semi-famous phrase from a short story that was aired on NPR about seven or so years ago. It involved a woman hitchhiking through a town called PawPaw. Whilst hitchhiking, she sticks her head out the window and yells "PawPaw for Jesus!" to show her enthusiasm.
So I shoved my head out the window and screamed, "PawPaw for Jesus!"
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