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Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”
He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.
ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick
Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.
Jonathan’s facial hair grows down to his ball fro.
A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
Jonathan is very cool and not lonely at all.
He is the best at everything and not terrible at talking to people I promise.
He's super super super amazing and cool and not at all ugly.
This is all very true and not one bit of a lie.
I promise.
You can trust me, this is the Internet, you should always trust the Internet.
"Is that Jonathan? He's soooo cool and popular, look at all them people chasing him"
A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.
Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good
Noun: name of some you love
Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath
Jonathan, will you help me out?
Jonnie, I love you.