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„Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie“
Usually describes giving head
„Lemme put my hands on your knees you can braid my hair do a fat crisscross in the back somewhere“
When someone needs to politely tell others that they have to go take a shit.
Ya I'll be right back, I just have to go bend my knees.
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A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.
Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .
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"Took an arrow to the knee" is a popular internet meme derived from the video game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim".
In the game, different characters in the game will say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee". To parody this the meme has taken the format, "I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee".
This meme is usually found in the comment sections of various websites and is expressed with facetious intent.
I used to not know what this meme meant, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I was watching this video, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
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When someone is throwing shade or dirt about you around to others
did you hear that laquisha was throwing turtle on my knee!
oh girl nah!
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1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.
2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
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dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"
normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"
2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.
friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)
skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)
friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
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A soreness in the knees caused by exercising the legs for a too long.
Person 1: Why are you walking so weird?
Person 2: I was twerking and dropping it low like a stripper last night. Now I have stripper knees.
Person 1: Dang, I hate it when my knees are sore too.
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