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1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating

Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.

by themisfitsman May 23, 2019

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Live my life a quarter mile at a time

Living life in the moment. Not worrying about things that happened in the past and only looking forward to new goals, new opportunities and new experiences.

Quote by Dominic Toretto from "The Fast and Furious 7"

"I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers. Because you did too."

by Lucky_Luke July 28, 2017

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You give them an inch they take a mile

When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.

Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now heโ€™s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: thatโ€™s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile

by CroBoii March 25, 2020


looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 24, 2022


I'd strap on 16 a mile away

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.

Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.

by dappad May 10, 2010

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how fast can elephants run (use miles because I donโ€™t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I donโ€™t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I donโ€™t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 22, 2009

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