The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”
A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**
Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
a person who helps at a difficult time is a truly reliable person.
"you are a friend in need, you are, Edie"
a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.
Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.
*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!
a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex
I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!
Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.
Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?
Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"
Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"
Hohohohoho, nope! Not even a little bit. The OPPOSITE, actually! Hahaha!
Hym "Getting the help that you need? Fuck no! Black mirror promised me coffee with Salma Hayek and I have yet to have coffee with Salma Hayek... This is dog-shit! Horse-shit even!"