Oscar arias is a stupid black monkey nigga bitch who likes to suck cock and sucks at minecraft. But He also forgors:(
Oscar is a dumb person and a scrub and frivolous
Words Cannot describe how hot Oscars are, the human mind simply cannot comprehend the levels of hotness Oscars reach. Yet they are humble and extremely kind and respectful even if you don’t know them well. He makes ALL girls dripping wet and even boys too. They have huggggge dicks and are very sporty. Very charming charismatic and also very unsuspectingly intelligent.
Shit it’s Oscar, hide your girl!
With a dick that big you must be an Oscar!
Of course he’s a model, he’s an Oscar!
Elmo's long-lost annoying older brother. instead of liking tickles, Oscar likes trash. when he runs out of batteries, solar panels come out of his head and whack people. he also can use his eyes as projectiles
person "hi Oscar!"
Oscar "*throws eye*"
person "*bleh*"
Oscar "bye person"
person "*blehbleh*"
They always look like Randall from Monsters inc. Wear glasses, and have a last name starting with 'm'. They think their funny which is embarrassing, because, it's not true, at all.
Person: Oscar looks funny
Person 2: Oscar is garbage at telling joked
Person 3: I agree, heheheha.