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Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
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The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual
this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
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A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
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Beating you meat while in the shower
"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"
"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!