Officer Candidates School

The USMC OCS is located in Quantico, Virginia. This is a place that college students with psychology, sociology, fine arts, philosophy, political science, or some other fucking trivial majors attend every summer to become 'Leaders of Marines'. An alternative path in life for these loosers is pouring coffee at Starbucks.

I lost 40 lbs of muscle, wrote 25 chits, and got a total of 12 hours of sleep in Officer Candidates School this summer!

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officer one-inch

a male with a small dick

officer one-inch gilbert is dimensionally challenged, i feel sorry for him really as that stump is useless

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awesome office syndrome

A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.

Where is Steve?

He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.

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Office Vibrator

When someone causes your cell or blackberry to buzz, over and over again... like porno star's vibrator dancing all over your desk.

She caused my blackberry to "office vibrator" so much it fell off the desk.

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Female Police Officer

Female who likes to cross-dress; typically in Police Uniform, toting a firearm. Such females are generally man-hating, carpet-munching, sexual harassment screaming, control-freaking, closeted lesbians, "Daddy Touched Me", "had no social life in High School" rejects.

Officer Under Investigation: "That fellow Female Police Officer sucked me off last month, now she's putting a sexual harassment suit on me... that closet lesbian is gonna get me fired!"

Other Officer: "Yeah, she did that in the last District she was working in, you shouldve done your research, sucker."

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post office drunk

Adjective: A term describing an incredibly drunk state in which those who are drunk feel compelled to go to the post office and smash beer bottles.

John: Dude, I'm fucking drunk.

Eric: Dude, are you post office drunk?

John: You know man, I think I am. Do we have any empty bottles that need smashing?

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Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.

"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."

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