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Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.
The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.
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The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual
this one's for you Melissa!
Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)
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A slow jerk is the term used when you think something is lame or stupid. It is usually accompanied by a slow jerking off motion.
Brianna: Sweetie, lets watch that new lifetime movie I saw an ad for!!
Rick: (while doing a slow jack off motion) Oh.. oh... Oh yeah.... what a slow jerk....
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The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.
I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.
Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.
Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.
Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!