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The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.
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The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.
The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.
<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?
<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR
<Gwen> what?
<Jenny> it will change your world
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good california driver in the city always do right hand turns. Hay U stay alive longer.
newbee's think about it you never need to do left turns in the city this may take longer however risk of head on crash is less. Better yet take the LA RTD.
as a california driver it not your skill BUT ( mexican without insurance ) who can't read engrish stop signs...
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One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.
Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".
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Derogatory term for a lesbian
She is a pretty girl, so you would think that she could do better than that school bus driver.
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to bang a women upside down while bouncing on a trampoline in the state of California between the hours of 12 A.M. to 3 P.M. Before making man pudding, Jam penis down girls throat then climax.
A hour after Wayne woke up he gave his girl a cali cum driver in fount of his 12 year old brother.
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A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
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