the gas we pass

lets everyone know, that we can blame women for farts too. Women fart just as nasty as men.

The gas we pass is the same gas the women pass

puff puff no pass

When you are smoking doja and you are by yourself

Bout to roll up this blunt and puff puff no pass

the boat has passed

the opportunity has gone by

when people drop out of architecture and want to come back 2 months later, "the boat has passed"

N-Word Pass

N-Word Pass can be given out by a black person to a white/non-black person with indefinite uses. But user of N-Word Pass shall not abuse the word by saying it in a rude/malicious way towards black person. The capacity of the N-Word Pass is 0/1. A singular non-black person can not have more than 1. Failing to follow the rules can lead to a suspension. (A chosen period of time that the non-black person can not use the N-Word.) A Ban (A indefinite amount of time without the use of the N-Word unless you apeal to the same black person and they remove your ban.) And lastly taking the N-Word Pass (The non-black person can no longer say the N-Word till they acquire a new one.) These are the basics of the N-Word Pass.

After N-Word pass has been given
Black Friend: I give Connor a N-Word Pass
Connor aka White friend: Thx my Nigga
Black Friend: No problem

Before N-Word Pass has been given

Black People:
Connor Aka white person: Wassup my niggas
Connor gets jumped*

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You shall not pass!

The famous phrase from the first LotR movies: The fellowship of the ring, said by Gandalf the Grey while fighting a Balrog.

Also said by the Black Knight in Monty Pythons' quest for the Holy grail before fighting King Arthur.

Gandalf: *wheeze* You shall not pass! *slams his staff down generating a light pulsating from his feet*

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Black Knight: You shall not pass, none may pass.

-few minutes later-

Black Knight: Come on now! I can still fight!

King Arthur: I just cut your bloody arm off!

Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.

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No Nut November pass

Someone who is born in November does not have to follow the rules of No Nut November.

“Hey are you still in No Nut November” Naw I got the No Nut November pass, I’ve probably nut like one Hundred times.

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pass out pad

A rental apartment that a married man or just a man in his 30's rents just to "passout" at or to bang younger women at. Pass out pads usually have the bare essentials; including a bed and sometimes condoms. But, usually not!

The place is never clean; yet is never dirty. And it is always within walking distance of bars and clubs.

Women usually have to bring their own toilet paper if they want to spend the night there. If you don't, I suggest taking a few cocktail napkins from the bar before you leave.

If you get hungry in the morning, you can forget about breakfast. His fridge wont even be plugged in. So, just make your way to Starbucks and forget that this guy ever existed!

Guy at bar: Want to come see my pass out pad?

You; drunk at bar: Okay

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