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the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.
Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.
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what you get from jerking off too much.
after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.
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When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.
"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"
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When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.
Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."
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When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out
My Asian girlfriend loves the moo shoo pork
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A red light district for tiny penised men. UK Prime Minister has been elected based on opening up more opportunities for her followers to earn an income.
Tiny Penised Man: "Times are hard, I might have to join the Beijing Pork Market to pay for heating this winter!"
Tories: "Let's visit the new Beijing Pork Market that's opened up on Downing Street!"
When you've fucked a fat person who's missing all of their limbs
"Hey Bro, last night I fucked this fat chick that had no arms and no kegs!". "You mean you ate your first Stuffed Pork Chop, Bro!"