Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

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Pineapple Punch

A notorious gang consisted of violent ass-kickers who will fuck anyone up, during any day, of any mutha fuckin week.

Guy 1: "YO! I just got into the gang Pineapple Punch!"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! dont kick my ass bro!"
Guy 1: *throws up gang sign as guy 2 runs*

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Cock-punch

Physical blow to the male groin

Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch

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c-punch

a punch to the cunt from a sharrrrrk because you probably deserve it. applies to both males and females.

If you've ever told me, 'I'm gonna come see you play derby someday', this weekend is it. i'm holding you to it because there are no more regular season home bouts this
year. otherwise, i may forced to give out c-punches, you jerks.

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donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

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verbal punches

To say things intended to hurt another.

I couldn't stop myself from jumping on her, She was throwing verbal punches at me since I wAlked in the door last night until now, I couldn't take anymore.

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Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

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