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Giving birth right into a bear's mouth
She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"
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redneck yoga (noun):
1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.
2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.
"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"
"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."
A crackhead from Dimmsdale, California. Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.
Hey Redneck Bob, perpskerp or hootnanny?
A redneck who holds no belief in God or Gods.
I live in the South, but religion is honestly overrated to me so I would consider myself a redneck atheist.
A mullet. The "business up front, party in the rear" looks like a waterfall cascading down the poor hillbilly's neck and shoulders
1: Dude, did you see the mullet on that guy?
2: Yeah, that thing was a redneck waterfall.