1-To shit yourself very loudly, and often it is quite a wet shit, if i do say so myself.
2-To fart, and unintentionally shit in the process.
I'M FUCKING SHARTING MYSELF HVRFKHBVIRKJGNUBKDRTJH
when you fart anda teeny weeny bit o poo comes out
"AW MANNNN!!! I just sharted in my pants!"
The mathematical equation is:
shit + fart = shart
HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-
Shart is when you shit and fart and the same time
Shart is when gou fart and shit at the same time you shart
Fart+Shit= when you fart and a little dingleberry falls out of your asshole.
Did you hear that Emily sharted in her towel in the locker room?