Rural Dictionary

Facebook-one-night-stand

When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.

Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"

Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"

Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"

Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"

by TheyCallMeJosh September 21, 2010

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One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin July 17, 2005

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stand-up therapy

A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.

Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.

by craftyInstigator March 8, 2018

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Tijuana Taco Stand

Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.

Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!

by Johnny Creepy Bananas July 27, 2011

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