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a drug test is something that a teenage stoner fears.
Mom: we have a doctors appointment tomorrow
Teenage stoner: fuck i hope i don't have to take a drug test
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When you stick your dick into a woman's vagina, but then pull out. If done quickly enough, it doesn't count at sex.
I was about to fuck this girl, but then I saw a red bump near her pussy, so I did the dip test.
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insanely good marijuana, no particular name, it's just always amazing
Me: Yo man can i get a 1/4 of high test?
You: Sure, i havn't smoked shit that good in weeks.
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a way to see if u are black put a pencil in yous hair if it get caught and dont fall out (and its ur naturual hair ) u are black
hey jim my mom said ive got black in me how do i know for sure . jim says take the pencil test well grow ur hair out and put a pencil in it if it gets caught in ur hair ur black
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Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
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That dumb bitch cheated. Let's get on Steve Wilkos to get a Dana Test.
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More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.
"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"
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