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The strong oudour emmited from a vagina, which is unhealthy, which can be detected from a distance
" was about to shag this slapper last night but when she took off her knickers fuck me mate i thought i was at the harbour, whole room smelt like a Crab pot"
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An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.
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A now extinct type of crab that used to exist in Japan. It was driven to extinction easily since it had a weak point that could be hit for massive damage.
These are the fossilized remains of a giant enemy crab. If it's weak point was hit, it would suffer massive damage.
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A joke which arose from Sony's E3 2006 press conference.
While showing off the game Genji 2, it was claimed that the game was based on Japanese history, and that the battles were based on battles that took place in the period.
This was followed up by the revelation of a "giant enemy crab" battle and it was announced that you "attack its weak point for massive damage."
The irony of these statements has made giant enemy crab a popular internet meme.
Genji 2 is an action game, which is based on ancient Japanese history.
Being based on history, the, um, stages of the game, will also be based on battles which took--actually took place in ancient Japan.
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So here's this giant enemy crab, and you...attack its weak point for massive damage.
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When, after ejaculating, the male places the semen between his fingers, bends down into a crab-like position, snaps his hands like crab claws and says, "Don't get caught by the cummy claws!"
"Did you hear that Adam Crab Raved Tiffany last night?"
"Yeah she didn't touch him until he washed his hands."
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A sexual position in which the female is squatted on top of the male genitalia while the male is lying on his back. The girl then proceeds to hold her hands out like crab claws and rotates in a clockwise pattern. Lube is recommended.
Bro, we Caribbean King Crabbed all night. She was so dizzy afterwards.
the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese food so as to make your blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.
the kind crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your knob. just as you're about to shoot your load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide sideways off the toilet and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying oil you've been brewing in the toilet. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?
mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched 50 first dates and i took her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.
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