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A hold that will trump even a full nelson, that requires the victims nose to be squeezed between someones buttcheeks. The hardest part of the hold is figuring out how to get the persons nose in striking distance, which often requires some trickery, but once the cheeks are clenched, you will find the owner of the nose at your will and unable to break free.
John: "Why were you at that party for so long last night?"
Dave: "Someone put me in a Japanese Mouse Trap and wouldn't let me free"
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The most Horrible show ever created for little children it is nightmare fuel
Do not watch this show
It will ruin your Childhood
John: Hey have you ever seen Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?
James: Yes... It was horrible! Never again.
John: I know Mickey Mouse Clubhouse ruined my childhood.
This is how every conversation about Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
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The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.
Thats the worst case of blue mouse balls ive ever seen.
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Something that is unlikely that happens at an opportune moment, generally benefits one person or party involved in the situation and would offend and upset the other persons or parties involved...
Guy 1: Hey me and Lisa are totally going on a date on Saturday!
Guy 2: Dude WTF! She totally told me she was busy this weekend, Knock it off with this Mickey Mouse Faggotry! Like seriously Bro. Take that magical Disney Horse Crap back to the Club House!!!
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A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.
“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.
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A phrase commonly used by Penaldogs to describe Messi’s World Cup win and saying it is an unimportant trophy.
Messi fan: Did you see messi’s World Cup win?
Penaldog: I don’t care about that Mickey Mouse trophy.
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If you own this you 100% smell like crap, shower and brush your teeth you acne infested child.
Yo I heard that guy uses a rgb mouse pad, no wonder his breath reeks.