The Bro Card

A card that is technically imaginary but has great sentimental value to the two owners. The Bro Card can only be used between two bros. To use The Bro Card properly one must give the card to his bro and ask for a favor or deed. Regardless of how bad that bro does not want to complete the favor he must, but in return they may now use The Bro Card when he wants for whatever he wants (respectively speaking) except to reverse the favor just asked of them. The Bro Card is a sacred ritual practiced by the best of friends.

Dude 1: "Dude, I need you to do me a solid, I need you to go on this double date on me"

Dude 2: "With that ugly chick? No fricken way dude!"

Dude 1: "Ah come one man, I've got to pull out 'The Bro Card' on this one"

Dude 2: "Damn dude, alright I guess I have to"

Mint card

A person with a rather deranged and deformed nose

"Errrrrrr look at that mint card its like a lil mountain"
"Thats sick, I could proberly fix it with a hammer though"

Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.

"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."

credit carding

opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.

dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.

I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.

G Card

The ginger card. The g card is given to a select few individuals by a ginger. This card is earned by the respect of a ginger for protecting the race.

Tom “yo look at that ginger”

Max “yo you can’t say that” “you don’t have the g card”
Derek “you may now have the g card Max”

Union Card

A card that can grant you a high salary without completing highschool. Once you get a Union Card you're allowed to pass it on to only your son. You are required to do labor jobs but not landscaping or other shitty ones.

Joey is gettin his Union card so he quit highschool and will now be making $20+ an hour