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Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
Muffin Top but with boobs
This push up bra is giving me a mean case of boofin top.
An angry dyke or feminist with radioactive hair color who spews the official narrative like a well-trained parrot.
"Man this parrot top just tired to tell me there are 42 genders."
"Can you believe these parrot tops? They demand equal treatment but expect you to fuck off when they get offended!"
Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.
Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much
Some that gives head so well it “pops your top”
Paul is a top popper
Susie is a top popper
1. Reading only the first few pages of a large file or manuscript and coming to a premature conclusion that makes you look and sound like an ass.
2. Judging someone by just a photograph and think you know their whole life.
The probation assistant was top sheeting my crminal records and totally missed all of my warrants, and now I'm a free man.
Typically a brightly colored and possibly striped tank-top. Probably will make you look hip when worn. Something Frank would wear out on the town.
"My girl and I were at Target the other day, and I picked out a shirt that I liked. She quickly informed me it was a Frank-top, and that I probably couldn't pull it off.